Apparently it’s meme week. I can play that game. Here’s the dirty one:
# Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Um... there isn't a friends list on here, really, but I bet this is meant to be for like, facebook or something so... on that friends list.... absolutely!
# Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Wait... is it different depending on when you have it? Lol.
# What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left, but usually with pillows piled on the right.
# Do you masturbate?
Well... yeah. Who doesn't? Seriously now.
# How often?
Enough. Lol.
# Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not that I can think of.
# Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers because I know how much dirt stays stuck to your body when you have a bath *squirms* eeew...
# Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not sex, but I've shared snuggly showers with a couple of people. I love showering with people because it's intimate nudity that doesn't have to lead to sex.
# Do you watch/read pornography?
Not as much as I used to.
# Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. I'm not aggressive or even assertive enough to be in control of bedroom situations lol.
# Do you love someone on your friends list?
Um... I'm going to say no.
# Do you know all the people on your friends list?
With the exception of a couple.
# Would you choose love or money?
Right now money because I have 23,000 worth of schooling to pay off and nobody that I love in my life.
# Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, scratching and um... wait I can only pick three!? Well those two are Mum friendly so yeah...
# Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, but they learned damn quick.
# Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Can't answer this one for personal reasons.
# Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
See above
# Have you ever been caught having sex?
And again. Been busted making out and almost more than that, more than once by my mum in highschool.
# Have you ever been to a strip club?.
Nope.
# Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. If you've heard the "ass-pirate... fairy... thing" story, you understand why.
# Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See above.
# Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
# Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Um... DUH.
# What’s your sexuality?
I like people ^.^
# Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
# Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope.
# Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, I know, I'm boring. Nope.
# Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Uh, yeah. I work in one.
# Bought something from an adult store?
Frequently. 30% discount is the shit!
# Do you own any sex toys?
Oh maybe a few...
# If yes, how many and what are they?
Shhh....
# Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Um, yep. Ask Katt and Wolfe lol.
# Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, but I've been called by the wrong name.
# Have you ever had phonesex?
Nope.
# Have you ever had cybersex?
Frequently in highschool. Less so now.
# Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Not intercourse no, but it's definitely a form of sex.
# What’s your favorite sexual position?
Ask me in a couple of years.
# What’s your favorite sex act?
See above. There's too much I haven't tried yet!
# Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet.
# Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No idea. I'm not even sure who reads this blog.
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